You sly dog… Thinking of doing the dirty deed all the way up in the sky? Balls-ey if you ask me, but I’m pretty sure this on everyone’s bucket list at some point of their lives.
Here’s my tactic on just how to tick this erotic engagement off the b(f)ucket list, introducing; How to Join the Mile High Club.
You will need the following.
- One of those bags they use for ‘being sick’ on the aircraft. Sometimes they have them on board, sometimes they don’t. Make sure you’ve got something that resembles it.
- Nominate which one of you is going to play ‘the Sick One’. Obviously, the other person then get’s to be ‘the helper’. (If there’s three of you… Good luck!)
- Pick your moment. It’s going to be better to do this when people are innocently napping away on a long flight, unaware.
- Check to see if there’s a toilet at the back of the plane as most people aren’t going to be facing you.
As soon as the flight has safely commenced and it’s ok for both of you to stand up, have ‘The Helper’ walk the ‘Sick One’ to the toilet, feigning that he or she is feeling a little under the weather from flying.
It’s probably a good idea for you to do this at least once and then return to your seat maybe half an hour before hand, just so you set the scene for onlookers.
Now’s the time to do the daring deed.
Escort the Sick One again to the toilet and wait outside, pretending to help by waiting at the door. Then after a few moments, knock on the door and slip right in when no one’s watching. Gently.
Once you’re inside, play your best and quietest card game however you like… you know how it goes.
Once the bird has flown, do the same as you did at the start of the flight. Leave the toilet pretending that the Sick One is still not feeling very well and try to wipe the childish grin off your smug face as you hobble your way back down the aisle.
Make sure you wink at any knowing onlookers.
Selfie? Nah kidding… Sit back and enjoy your fight… Good job guys.
This post was intended for humorous purposes only, no aeroplanes were harmed in the process.
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